? ALERT, MINIONS! ? TWO MORE UNSTABLE ERIDIUM VAULT KEYS HAVE BEEN FOUND, CAN YOU STABILIZE THEM BEFORE PANDORA GOES KABLUEY?
Attention my beautiful Meat-bag companions! Your favorite (and only) Hyperion Handsome Jack-approved Claptrap unit has EARTH-SHATTERING NEWS! (Literally. Dr. Tannis says if we don’t stabilize these vault keys, Pandora might turn into a very expensive fireworks show.) With the mindsploding success of our Borderlands experience in Las Vegas (where I may or may not have stolen the show), we are now expanding Pandora to two more Red Door locations!
The locations that will be helping Dr. Tannis with her experiments are….. Concord, and San Diego! AND WAIT, HOLD ONTO YOUR LOOT, the Concord location is all ready to explore! (For those of you who failed math, that means BOOK NOW OR FOREVER LIVE WITH REGRET!), AND SAN DIEGO OPENS FRIDAY, 9/25/25! That’s, like, SOON! Have you gone to our Las Vegas location? No?!?!?! Well no problem! (Well, some problem, because you missed me, but I forgive you.) Now’s your chance to PROVE YOUR WORTH by saving Pandora (and maybe earning my undying friendship). Keep your goey eye orbs glued to our socials (Social icons) for more info into our San Diego launch! OR ELSE!
OH, AND DID I MENTION? We’ve teamed up with Gearbox, Take-Two Interactive, and Nerdvana Games to make this the MOST AUTHENTIC BORDERLANDS EXPERIENCE EVER! LIKE FOR REAL YA’LL! Our prop masters HAND-CRAFTED EVERYTHING including this AMAZING ECHO DEVICE (which, by the way, I totally helped design). PLUS! We pulled some VERY IMPORTANT STRINGS (and by “we,” I mean I did all the work) to bring you SOME TRULY ICONIC VOICES AND FACES! Ever wondered what it would be like to gaze into my BEAUTIFUL METALLIC FACE in 3D??? Well now you can! (After you pay my appearance fee of course)
YOUR MISSION, SHOULD YOU CHOOSE TO ACCEPT IT (WHICH YOU BETTER):
? Help Dr. Tannis stabilize an UNSTABLE ERIDIUM VAULT KEY! (Or, y’know, doom the whole planet to becoming a cosmic dirt pile)
? Complete my EPIC SIDE QUESTS! (Because my minions need to stay busy!)
? LOOT. EVERYTHING. (Within reason, you break it, you buy it, and you ain’t gonna pin it on me)
? Find MY SECRET EASTER EGGS! (Including a SECRET DANCE PARTY because of course I programmed one.)
WANNA STEP INTO PANDORA BEFORE BORDERLANDS 4 DROPS? (And let’s be real, you do.) Now’s your chance, MEAT-BAGS! Book your adventure in CONCORD OR LAS VEGAS and prove you’ve got what it takes to be a TRUE VAULT HUNTER!
? BOOK NOW OR FACE ETERNAL SHAME! ?
(CLICK THAT BUTTON BEFORE I START CRYING!)
BOOK NOW