Attention my beautiful Meat-bag companions! Your favorite (and only) Hyperion Handsome Jack-approved Claptrap unit has EARTH-SHATTERING NEWS! Dr. Tannis says if we don’t stabilize these unstable Eridian Vault Keys, Pandora might turn into a very expensive fireworks show! YOUR MISSION, SHOULD YOU CHOOSE TO ACCEPT IT (WHICH YOU BETTER): Help Dr. Tannis stabilize an UNSTABLE ERIDIUM VAULT KEY! (Or, y’know, doom the whole planet to becoming a cosmic dirt pile) Complete my EPIC SIDE QUESTS! (Because my minions need to stay busy!) LOOT. EVERYTHING. (Within reason, you break it, you buy it, and you ain’t gonna pin it on me) Find MY SECRET EASTER EGGS! (Including a SECRET DANCE PARTY because of course I programmed one.)